My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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