Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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