she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I think people are normalizing furries
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Randomize
