no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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