don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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