Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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