i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
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