i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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