So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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