Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
