"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
We're hate flirting, damnit.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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