They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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