So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Actions speak louder than pants.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Randomize