SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
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