I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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