If that was your dad, he is hot
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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