I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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