Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
My brain says no but my pants say off.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
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I need you to use more vowels.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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