Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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