i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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