and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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