I am in a vortex of obligation.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
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