i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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