My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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