Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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