i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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