Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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