I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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