ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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