So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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