At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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