people are starting to question the shark bite story
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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