I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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