sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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