Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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