just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
