Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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