last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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