My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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