are you still at the devil's house?
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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