There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Damn victory sex feels great
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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