Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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