god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
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