are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
