3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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