I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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