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Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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