I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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