Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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