i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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