Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I just want nice things and good sex
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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