I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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