whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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