...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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