dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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